Lil Dicky - Earth (2019)

Intro:
What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:

Chorus:
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home

Justin Bieber:
Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge

Ariana Grande:
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

Halsey:
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

Zac Brown:
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

Brendon Urie:
I'm a fat, fucking pig

Hailee Steinfeld:
I'm a common fungus

Wiz Khalifa:
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

Snoop Dogg:
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

Kevin Hart:
And I'm Kanye West

Chorus:
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

Adam Levine:
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead

Shawn Mendes:
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

Charlie Puth:
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

Sia:
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you

Miley Cyrus:
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

Lil Jon:
What the fuck? I'm a clam!

Rita Ora:
I'm a wolf. Howl!

Miguel:
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

Katy Perry:
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
Giddee-up, let's ride

Lil Yachty:
I'm HPV, don't let me in

Ed Sheeran:
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute

Meghan Trainor:
We love you, India

Joel Embiid:
We love you, Africa

Tory Lanez:
We love the Chinese

Lil Dicky:
We forgive you, Germany

Chorus:
Earth, it is our planet (It's so tiny)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

Verse 3:
I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

Ariana Grande:
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet

Lil Dicky:
Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live

Choir:
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

[PSY]
우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

Bad Bunny:
Amamos la tierra

Kris Wu:
我们爱地球

Outro:
(We love you, we love you)
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth
(We love you, we love you)
Have you ever been to Earth?
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
Are we gonna die?
You know what, Bieber? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
I'm not going to lie to you
I mean, there's so many people out here who don't think Global Warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid
Unless we get our shit together now