TV girl - Blue hair (speed up)

She asked me how to be funny
But that's not something you can teach
What seemed so blue in the sunlight
By the night was a pale green
And I tried to hold her
But it didn't really last long
And she's getting older
I guess she's gotta cut her blue hair off
She asked me if she was pretty
Well, it's clear that the girl's a fraud
There's really no way of winning
If in their eyes you'll always be a dumb blonde