Pelican & Tribbs - The Bad Touch

The Bad Touch - Pelican & Tribbs


Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch


You and me, baby

Ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel (do it again now)

You and me, baby

Ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

Sweat baby, sweat baby

Sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff

That only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants

And I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and

You're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early

Just like Daylight Savings Time

You and me, baby

Ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel (do it again now)

You and me, baby

Ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

You

And me

You

And me

You

And me

You

And me

Love, the kind you clean up

With a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt

Only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific

I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of

Your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide

B-5, you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on

I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours, I'll show you mine

"Tool Time, " you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style

So we can both watch "X-Files"

You and me, baby

Ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel (do it again now)

You and me, baby

Ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel

You

And me

You

And me

You

And me

You

And me

You and me, baby

Ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel (do it again now)

You and me, baby

Ain't nothing but mammals

So, let's do it like they do

On the Discovery Channel